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Hot Monkey Sex

Hot Monkey Sex is when two (or more) people have a very sweaty pillow fight (occurs most often in cuba).
"Nick and Laura! Stop having hot monkey sex in our room!" -Kay
by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno December 13, 2004
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hot monkey sex

Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's
by John Smith May 2, 2003
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Hot Monkey Vagina

A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.

Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.

Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?

Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
by OscarOtto October 24, 2008
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HOT MONKEY YOGA

HOT MONKEY YOGA Theirs YOGA ,Theirs Hot YOGA , And Theirs The Monkey Pose. But Nothing Beats Hot Monkey Yoga.
HOT MONKEY YOGA Is A Type Of Yoga That Incorporates The Use Of The Hot Monkey (vagina). My Yoga Instructor, Taught Me, How To Use, Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, will be Forever, Indelibly Etched In My Mind.
by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024
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HOT MONKEY YOGA

Hot Monkey YOGA Incorporates the Use Of Her Hot monkey. ( vagina)
HOT MONKEY YOGA My Yoga Instructor showed Me How To Use Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, Will Remain Indelibly, etched in My Mind.
by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024
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hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room
"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"
by thee_faith July 14, 2025
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red hot monkey love

primeval sex, rough,passionate sex with whoops and hollering and groans and sweat
We made red hot monkey love all night in the back of the van.
by luv January 29, 2005
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