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Hot-blocked

The state of being temporarily or (like in most cases) permanently blocked from accessing your hotmail account when you need it the most.

This could be due to one of the following reasons:
1) Your password is so difficult that you fortgot what it is.
2) Your ex failed to hack your account but screwed you anyway by revoking your access.
3) You entered your pasword wrong too many damn times while tipsy or high.
John: Dude, I got this weird e-mail from you telling me to check out your new website.

Mike: Oh, sorry my account was hacked and it's sending viral e-mails to all my contacts. I've been trying to get it back but I think I'll be hot-blocked forever.
by JDL 2010 September 19, 2011
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Hot-blocked

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.
I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.
by ben June 9, 2017
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Hot blocking the cock

To blow your hot breathe on a cock before giving oral sex
"Before shawty sucked me up she was hot blocking the cock"
by YSN CODIENE January 27, 2021
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black hot dog

Bad luck; due to being raised unfairly by your guardians, and/or family friends.
"well, I must be a black hot dog! ain't life fair!"
by some dude named joey May 4, 2023
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Black Hot

Temperature when most people are still wearing light spring jackets and sweaters (spring, fall...), but SOME people (usually blacks) find it hot enough to wear flip-flops and booty shorts.
"Dude, is Devon crazy? Look at him wearing those shorts in this 60 degree weather!"

"It's not really cold, it's Black Hot."
by Tyrannosaurus Sex-Ay May 18, 2010
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Oh my god I would kill to see this happen
Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Guy 2: kill yourself
by BirdsAreFake115 May 2, 2024
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Hotblocked

When you get blocked by an extremely hot individual from doing something you want.
Susan: I want to go lay out by the pool but there are two athletic girls out there showing off their bikini body's.
Spencer: You just got hotblocked girlfriend!
Susan: What's that?
Spencer: It's like getting cockblocked but the pool is like the person you want and the hot girls are like a big cock.
by Vballer May 6, 2015
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