Hot Dang

Refers to a specific sexual act. A midget dressed in a bear furry suit. Ideally with a ranger hat. As the man is climaxing he screams out "only you can prevent forest fires!"

Since she was under five feet, I guess last night we had a hot dang.

by AECOM February 14, 2009

Hot Dana

synonym for God! Stems from phoebe-foo, who is everywhere all the time, created by Hot Dana and God number 2

And on the third day, Hot Dana created the Remington Bolt action rifle so man could protect hiself from the dinosaurs.

by God number 2 February 21, 2005

Hot dank wank box

Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.

Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.

by Karl-Henning February 27, 2018

the cold hot dance

The act of pouring hot sause on an ice cube and putting it in your ass and dancing.

Dude I would never the cold hot dance ever.

by kirby sommer May 11, 2010

Hot danny

A drum roll that is made up of two sets of triplets spread over three different drums. Each drum is struck twice.

Ah man! He totally pulled a hot danny on that drumset!

by Ddrummer March 16, 2009

Hot danish

When you give your roommates hundreds of dollars for no reason

I'm feeling generous, how about a hot danish!

by Iikl May 3, 2018

hot brass dance

The involuntary and hilariously frantic motions of a person at the shooting range who has just had a scorching hot cartridge case fall down inside their clothing. Double hilarity points if it's a lady with a hot case trapped in between her large exposed knockers. Triple points if somebody ends up instinctively "going in" to help her out.

Can be generally avoided by not tucking your shirt in if you're shooting an autoloader, and not permitting women with low-cut tops at the range.

A: "Did you see Jim at the range the other day? A case ended up inside his shirt and he had to do the hot brass dance while everybody laughed at him."
B: "Hahahah! How's he doing?"
A: "Burn on his beer belly, but otherwise fine."

by Baroque T. Frankenheimer February 2, 2014