Hort 

A type of fart. Harbingers of an impending liquid dump, a hort is a burning hot seemingly acid laced air biscuit that has an aroma so foul it will brown and curl nearby sheets of paper. Usually the result of cheap Chinese buffet dining.

After that meal at HoHo buffet, I ripped a nasty hort that curled the water color paper in the art section.

Hort by Budgie Ramone July 23, 2017

Hort 

Hort refers to a person who is often physically incapable of doing simple everyday tasks, often referred to as 'Hort syndrome"

when someone trys to throw an apple in the bin from 2 feet away and misses they are a Hort or someone may say "he clearly has Hort syndrome"

Hort by Call me Betty August 2, 2011

Hort 

A word mixed with hot and hurt

The temperature outside is one-hundred degrees and the sun is shining so bright ! It hort!!!

The heat is on too high and I was slapped in the face, that hort.

Hort by The random poster December 15, 2019

Hort 

Relating to snort. or sniffing.
Verb. To snort drugs or substances up your nose.
Noun. Can also refer to the actual substance. Sometimes given a one letter prefix to specify which substance. ie. C-Hort=cocaine, E-Hort=crushed ecstasy, K-Hort=Special K, G-Hort=glass or crystal meth.
Can also refer to your nose, or your "Horter"
Can refer to just about any snorting object. A straw or rolled up dollar can be refered to as a Hort-stick.

"I wanna do some C-hort tonight."
"I'm gonna hort some coke tonight."
"I did so much G-hort this weekend that my horter feels like its gonna fall off."
"Pass me that Hort-stick so i can finish this pile."
"He loves Horting, he is like Horty hort alot."

Hort by Zac Wild October 25, 2006

Hort 

pertaining to a whore or slut

The hort slept with my boyfriend.

Hort by 4398320045854 March 14, 2009

Hort 

Verb. 1. to eat or bite into something. See Cut or Hut. Derived from hut and the check at a Mexican food restaurant for the Hortencia plate, which was shortened to "Hort!"

Time to Hort!!!
Quit horting, you little hort!

Hort by J-Lil July 4, 2006

Hort 

A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.

I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.

Hort by George Vespe May 7, 2008