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Hoosier Hi-Five

A Hoosier Hi-Five (also High-Five) is a beer and shot combination from two Indiana heritage brands. The whiskey is Old Hamer Straight Bourbon and the beer is Upland Champagne Velvet. Old Hamer was prominent from 1825 to 1870 from Spring Mill in Lawrence County, IN and was sold as far south as New Orleans. The brand was resurrected by West Fork Whiskey Co. (Indianapolis, IN.) in 2019.

Champagne Velvet was brewed by Terre Haute Brewing Co. founded in 1855 and grew to be one of the largest breweries in Indiana. In 1902, Terre Haute brewmaster Walter Braun created a lager called Champagne Velvet (CV) that quickly became the flagship beer of the company. While the beer helped the brewery spread its market and fame during the next two decades, Prohibition forced the brewery to close and its assets were sold. In 2012 Upland Brewing Co. (Bloomington, IN) purchased the rights to the name and recipe and released the beer for their 15th Anniversary.
Bartender: “What would you like?”
Patron: “I’ll get a Hoosier Hi-Five
by Hoosier Heritage July 14, 2019
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Horser

A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk
The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf
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ass horsery

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.
"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."
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Hoosier Sebastianism

A belief in the imminent return of Bob Knight to Indiana University; soon to be followed by a National Championship.
Through this overly long Dark Night of the Basketball Soul, Heather was consoled by her Hoosier Sebastianism belief: soon Bob Knight would return; soon the Big Ten forces of evil would be vexed; soon the Red and White would triumph!
by Duckbutt December 28, 2003
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horseradish

Like mayonnaise, it's not an instrument.
*Patrick raises hand
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.
by beeeel March 13, 2014
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horser

who the fuck knows man? it probably was just some bullshit the crackhead at the gas station said while high out of his mind
crackhead: aye bro you keep that horser on you?

optimus: the fuck bro?
by lilopti January 9, 2021
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Horser

A person that has a horse cock (girthy and hung).
"Aye bro, you got that horser on you"?
by theDonWEBB January 17, 2021
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