Horseshit

Whenever something doesn't go your way or when something is totally untrue and you feel the need to verbalize it.

" Man that teacher totally accused me of cheating on my Astronomy quiz, that's fucking horseshit."

" What do you mean you don't have the money you owe me? you know what that's horseshit, go fuck yourself"

by Tecky September 2, 2005

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Horseshit

A term usually used by hicks or people experienced with the feces of the mamal known as the horse. It's meaning is the same as "bullshit" and used in disbelief of something.

Can we get our money back ?
Thats Horseshit ! Horseshit ! you show no respect for me or my golf course.

by Dude November 13, 2002

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horseshit and slivers

Antiquated term, used to refer to the supposed ingredients of a poor grade of rolling tobacco, such as Bull Durham. Also may be used a comeback when someone asks what's for dinner.

I swear, that bag of tobacco was naught but horseshit and slivers.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

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happy horseshit

A quaint term used by the elder generation to denote frivolous activity which they find annoying. A staple of any fiesty grandparent's verbal repertoire.

"Jaime, Stacy, Pauly...knock off the happy horseshit!"

by Vajrayogi January 2, 2008

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happy horseshit

"Happy horseshit" is a phrase that describes news releases, speeches and other official language often produced by public relations people that puts the best possible - if often unrealistic - spin on a particular subject. A great deal of happy horseshit is often served up at political rallies, awards ceremonies, and in government and corporate communications in general.

President Bush informed the nation that America was on course to achieve its objectives in Iraq, though most of the viewing public assumed the statement was happy horseshit.

by Jay Holden July 21, 2008

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