An obnoxious female that can telepathically speak with horses. Past times include bitching, slamming doors, and making out with horses.
Horseface is the girlfriend of your roommate that keeps you up all night making horse noises and talking about horses.
by bobbobbob578 April 21, 2011
by munchking and beley :) May 17, 2009
by BiotechTRGM June 13, 2019
A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.
by MouldyPotatoPrincess October 18, 2018
An elongated human face that most closely resembles either the face of an animal from the Equidae family, of the face of an adult that most probably suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. The most prominent and public example of a horseface is the one recently displayed by Eli Manning after the Philadelphia Eagles defense destroyed his will.
Holy crap, did you see Eli's horseface after he threw an interception to Asante Samuel? It is so nasty that I just threw-up in my mouth. He really looks scared out there.
by Briwn Dawkins January 13, 2009
by Julia Caesar October 18, 2018
York University origin. May be used to describe a person displaying one or more of the following characteristics:
1. A face like a horse, primarily indicated by nose and face length
2. Scenster characteristics - likes to be seen in the right place at the right time with the right people
3. Likes to irrationally hate people together with their little following of freaks with overly curly hair
4. Likes to have many posing pictures of themselves on facebook
5. Likes to love other peoples men and suck up to them by referring to music
6. Likes to wrap their fringe around their head instead of getting a proper parting (maybe they should wrap it around their neck)
1. A face like a horse, primarily indicated by nose and face length
2. Scenster characteristics - likes to be seen in the right place at the right time with the right people
3. Likes to irrationally hate people together with their little following of freaks with overly curly hair
4. Likes to have many posing pictures of themselves on facebook
5. Likes to love other peoples men and suck up to them by referring to music
6. Likes to wrap their fringe around their head instead of getting a proper parting (maybe they should wrap it around their neck)
by NoirAnon December 28, 2007