Horsetailbelling

When you pull a horses tail, and wait for a bell to ring.

Usually you find you're dissapointed.

That was a crap horsetailbelling session...

No bells whatsoever.

by STFC January 11, 2009

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The Ol’ Luke Horsenail

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.

‘Just attended my Grandad’s funeral.’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’

by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021

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hosetail

when frustration has reached it's peak. You must sometimes take it to the next level and get hosetail. The step beyond the last step of the breaking point...

"Dude, what happened?"
"well that dude on the ground dumped the other guys drink all over the front of him, he got all kindsa hosetail on him!! It was sick dude...!!"

by crimson conman March 18, 2009

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