The rather large
dong that grossly masculine study hall
teachers whip out of their pants and
slam on students' desks in order to intimidate them.
justin: mrs. ****** is a total bitch. she should fuckin
die
ms. ****** (approaching): oh yeah, well what do you think of this (whips out her ginormous horse cock and slams it on the table)
brett: holy shit, that is
one huge cock