horniness

The act of being horny.

I am in the state of horniness.

by SanctusDivinias May 27, 2006

hornless

Opposite of horny.

You're really hornless today. Wow looks like she forgot her horns today..

by EdgyCommunist February 22, 2017

Horniness Level

An artificial term developed by a bored and frustrated Purdue Student. Commonly used to describe your feelings toward anything in life. Sex, homework, exams, relationships, job placement, etc

Tyler: Hey Greg, what's the horniness level?

Greg: Ehhhhh we're treading water at 3/10 this Math 16010 test killed my will to live.

Tyler: Damn man, sorry to hear that

by KG from 3 November 12, 2018

drunk hornies

to wake up after a night of drinking and be incredibly horny, for no reason whatsoever, other than the fact that you got drunk the night before.

A:what's the matter with you?

B: I am really horny

A: Why?

B: I dont know. I got really drunk last night, it must be the drunk hornies.

by J. Chris A. October 14, 2008

Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait

Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"

by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023

horniest

To be the most horny out of everyone in the group.

Erik was the most hornist kid last night.

by erik hoooters June 9, 2005

Extreme Horniness Syndrome

When you are just extremely horny for no reason. Everytime you see someone hot, you feel an extreme urge to just engage in sexual activities recreationally. In this state, you will desperately crave a friend with benefits, due to the fact you are not actually looking for a relationship. Symptoms include thirst, desire to use hand gestures when describing someones physical appearance, and a strange sensation in your crotch.

a: Bruh I'm so thirsty.
b: Yeah nigga, you suffering from EHS.
a: Wtf is that?
b: Extreme horniness syndrome. You have it. Trust me. Thirsty ass bitch.

by acavern October 23, 2014