Horace 

The mole previously described as the unfortunate carrier of the repulsive growth better known as Jim.
You have to pay extra for it... unfortunately.

Batteries not included; order within the next 5 days and receive free exclusive Horace Hairs. ORDER YOURS NOW!

"Can I have a HORACE please?"
"Yes... Yes you can."
"Do I have to pay extra?"
"No... No you don't."

Horace by Emu April 13, 2005

horace 

The state natural being.

Jeremy: Yo, jim are we gonna get horaced tonight or what?
Jim: FUCK YEAH

horace by Jeremy Crane April 20, 2003

Horace 

Very outgoing and loves to read and workout.

Can you tell Horace to come here?

Horace by Oghoracedte November 23, 2021

Horace

The definition of farting around. Often confused with Mr. King who enjoys farting around but isn’t the meaning

Boi you a Horace!

Horace by Raelis October 13, 2025

Horace Mann

Son of a bitch that invented school

Fuck you, school sucks

"Hey you know who invented school?"
"Uhh no"
"It was a retard named Horace Mann"
"Don't know who he is but fuck him"

Horace Mann by GoodBoyWalter June 8, 2020

Horace Mann

If I have a time machine, I would travel back to the past and shit on Horace Mann's hair.

Shit, just fuck him, fuck fuck fuck Horace Mann

Horace Mann by despertk December 10, 2021

Horace Mann

The asshole who invented school
fuck him and his relatives

Smart Kid: I like Horace Mann because he invented school.
Everyone: Fuck you, no wonder no one likes you.

Horace Mann by urbanballs February 24, 2021