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Hopscotch Hardin 

The most dedicated rope jumping amputee that ever "walked" the yard . Dedicated , outgoing , The underdog .
you stuck it out for the win despite getting hurt , you are a real hopscotch hardin .
Hopscotch Hardin by Poorneb March 25, 2023

Hopscotch in my head 

A phrase meaning the mental process you use. One thing triggers another thought on and on until you say something random, which is only percieved as random by others not in your head. Also can be used when you pause after a joke or something along those lines and then finally understand it.
Lola- We have to do a project on a country for history. What do you think I should do?
(pause..Biore pondering)
Biore- Hm.. I really want a potato
Lola- Random..:/
Biore- I was playing hopscotch in my head. I thought of countries and I thought of Ireland. I thought of Ireland's famine and how they had to eat potatos. That made me want one. Not random at all!!
Example 2:
Emma: And the blonde thought the directions were wrong on the Kool-Aid packet, because you can't fit 4 quarts into that tiny thing! :
Claire: pause..................OMG lol!
Emma: Um..you're so stupid that took you forever to get!
Claire: Shut up! I was playing hopscotch in my head. Duh!

Hopscotch with God 

An extremely hard gta v maneuver in which one starts to fly on their bike, bounce off a tough and remain flying
Tyler just did a hopscotch with God!

hopscotch hoe 

Hopping around from block to block with a new person everyday
" I swear jefferey is such a hopscotch hoe."
hopscotch hoe by L&b03 June 23, 2017

Hopscotch tranny 

A transgender person whom decides today's gender by a game of hopscotch.
There goes that hopscotch tranny. Yesterday he was a she. "5, 6, 7, 8... looks like I'm a dude today."

Hopscotch Breath 

When someone's breath stinks so bad you can see the green fumes from the outside of their mouth.
"That cheese pizza is giving you hopscotch breath"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"
Hopscotch Breath by Hopscotch101 January 24, 2021