hoover middle school

a school full of hoes who think they are better than everyone there. Also potheads who are too high to function at school

you don't want to go to hoover middle school

by hoover middle school December 1, 2016

Hungarian Hoover

The act of sucking a loved ones penis who is plagued with kidney stones. The main objective of sucking said kidney stones out of his penis is to then swallow them.

My partner's been in horrendous pain lately with kidney stones, luckily I'll be willing to administer a Hungarian hoover

by Pusey1767 November 6, 2018

Hoover some schneef

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.

I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!

by Michael Wrightwood November 25, 2022

Banter Hoover

One whom decreases the level of banter in the room for they themselves do not enjoy the banter. And in doing so sucking up all the banter ergo A Banter Hoover.

Lee: Ahh Jess you heading out tonight?

Jess: Nawh i've a rowing head race in two weeks i can't drink.....

Lee: Fml you're such a Banter Hoover!!

by NomNomNomBanter January 17, 2011

Smashing of hooves

Smashing of hooves occurs when a terrible poker player AKA a donkey high 5's another terrible player.

A terrible poker player called the poker pro with the last of his chips, hoping to hit one of the remaining two 4s on the river. When the miraculous 4 came, he turned to his buddy who was a terrible player in his own right and gave him an exuberant high 5. The poker pro muttered to himself that it was hard to hear himself think over the smashing of hooves.

by Pass The Dip June 20, 2011

Hoovered

Successfully blackmailed back into a romantic relationship by someone who used serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover)

She hoovered me back by saying she would kill herself if I didn't love her. What else could I do?

by Auntie-Nyms September 22, 2010

berthroldt hoover

best boy cutest lovely man i love him mwah mwah

berthroldt hoover deserved better

i love berthroldt hoover!

by ack1ch February 26, 2021