1 definition by NomNomNomBanter
One whom decreases the level of banter in the room for they themselves do not enjoy the banter. And in doing so sucking up all the banter ergo A Banter Hoover.
Lee: Ahh Jess you heading out tonight?
Jess: Nawh i've a rowing head race in two weeks i can't drink.....
Lee: Fml you're such a Banter Hoover!!
Jess: Nawh i've a rowing head race in two weeks i can't drink.....
Lee: Fml you're such a Banter Hoover!!
by NomNomNomBanter January 17, 2011