When you’re so baked that when you go to take a hit, you just blow smoke back into the bong, because you’re so baked. You didn’t take a Hit, you took a Hoote.
Gal 1: *blows air into bong instead of taking a hit*
Gentleman: “you didn’t take a hit, you took a hoote.”
Gentleman: “you didn’t take a hit, you took a hoote.”
by Sprproprprorp May 28, 2018
Get the Hootemug. 
The sound an owl makes, along with Hoo and other owl vocabulary.
Hoot can mean a wide variety of things, it usually depends on tone of voice.
Hoot is the most common owl word, and it's why learning owl is so hard. Just do go hooting at the wrong place, the wrong time, and at the wrong bird, or else you may end up in the wrong nest.
Hoot can mean a wide variety of things, it usually depends on tone of voice.
Hoot is the most common owl word, and it's why learning owl is so hard. Just do go hooting at the wrong place, the wrong time, and at the wrong bird, or else you may end up in the wrong nest.
by Blixy Blix October 11, 2020
Get the Hootmug. 
