Hoots

Hoots is a shortened version of sweetheart. Easier to say and pretty cute.

Hi hoots. You are such a hoots. My lovely hoots.

by figgyfiggymoomoo November 15, 2018

hoots

another word for weed or joints, you use this word when there is snitches around and you want to keep it on the lowkey. or when you're trying to sound cooler than the average stoner.

"omfg chad i need hoots so badly"
"damn come over i have hoots"

by janessamay April 6, 2020

Hoots

Baby owl.

Do you see the hoots in that tree

by Cowboysplaytime73 August 9, 2023

Hoots mon

An apparantly racist said to incite anger in a scotsman

English bastard- me: hoots mon!

Scottish bastard: you english bastard!

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

hoots man

There’s a moos loos aboot this hoos

that’s proper hoots man

by Chacha__ August 4, 2019

hoots and toots

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.

"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".

by jml51 October 10, 2020

blade hoots

When a smoker gets a torch and burns two knives to extreme temperature, then procedes to pick up the pot on the knife and squishes them together. The target generally has a funnel and inhales the smoke, for a super good high.

Johnny did blade hoots last night, man was he fucked.

by KyleManSK May 4, 2007