Fuze the hostage

Strong Russian man fucks over small woman with hockey pucks.

Operator 1: Let's go rescue the hostage.
Operator 2: I'm gonna Fuze the hostage.

by Ivan the drunken baller June 18, 2018

chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

by MJ January 1, 2005

Free the Chocolate Hostage

To Have a Shit

I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage

by chutneyferret January 21, 2004

hoonage

Aggressively flogging a car, but in a manner that stops just short of reckless.

Taking that turn sideways at 60 miles per hour? That's some serious hoonage.

by dearyou July 1, 2007

receipt hostage

When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.

Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.

by theoldsage November 13, 2016

food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

by JyahC July 6, 2019

chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!

by TZ October 7, 2005