hoobajoo

hu-ba-ju. NOUN. 1. A Person who has the keen ability to save money, time and/or effort by manipulating (mostly incorrrectly) machinery, people and work. 2. Cheapskate 3. Jerry-rigger 4.Unpleasant Person . Other Forms verb Hoobajooing Hoobajooed, adv Hoobajooly,

"He was supposed to replace the part on the car, instead he hoobajooed it together with glue and fishing line"

"She never bought a good one she just keept hoobajooing the old one back to life"

"That guy would charge different prices for the same thing, he was a real hoobajoo"

"The factory hoobajooly ran the wires close to the flame so they could melt"

by John Rogosich September 8, 2008

Hoopaloop

When the back or your shoe folds inwards:

It is uncomfortable

It could fold under your foot
Or it cold just fold inwards

Some one putting on their shoes: " my whole she is hoopaloop"

by Hoopaloop maker July 18, 2021

hoopajoob

A general reference to large, ungainly objects (typically high tech machinery) that is often implanted up the colo-rectal highways of unsuspecting people, usually males, by aliens of unknown origin and intent.

Often incorrectly referred to as a hoobajoob.

My goodness Walter! What did you eat for lunch? There is a giant hoopajoob sticking out of your ass. Would you like a Rolaids or a Tums?

by Urethra-Franklin December 20, 2006

hookajooka

a language used by noobs that get jealous of seeing someone typing/talking in another language

hey he can speak a cool language, look at me i can also speak hookajooka

by thatotherguyzx November 18, 2011

hoobajoob

A small creature that resembles a gumdrop with tentacles. Hoobaji are native to the planet XX5-Hooba.

Nicole: Hey Paris, have you seen my Hoobajoob?
Paris: Yeah, I kidnapped it and made a sex tape with it.
Nicole: Well, I don't blame you. Once you go gumdrop, you never go back!

by zaa September 4, 2004

hoobajoob

A phrase used when one does not understand something else, or is generally confused.

"Hey, man, I just heard that your mom and a monkey were caught outside the Seven-Eleven yesterday smoking a big-ass chunk of donkey."

"... hoobajoob?"

by Zente June 9, 2005

hoopajoo

Anything vague and potentially uncomfortable, often inserted into an orifice.

You were abducted by aliens? Did they stick a big metal hoopajoo up your ass?

by superoog October 19, 2004