hooned out 

Tired of hearing any of the words:
hoonage,
hoontastic, or
hoon.

Alternatively, to "run out of steam."

Hoontastic? Again? I'm kind of hooned out.

Joan couldn't come dancing Thursday night because she was so hooned out from her Wednesday night hoonage.

hooned out by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008

Get Hooned 

Verb

To get intoxicated. To consume more than a month's recommended alcohol in less than 5 hours.

Often thought to be referring to Geoff Hoon's (British MP) love for the occasional crafty pint or ten.

Let's get hooned

I don't know why you'd talk to girls. You'd just want to get hooned.

We're off to the Hoon Saloon

Get Hooned by geoffreythegigolo March 15, 2009

Turbo Hooned 

Getting absolutely shit faced on Flugel Shots whilst Skiing in the Alps

Getting Turbo Hooned with the Lads!!

Turbo Hooned by TurboHoonedRiz April 4, 2023

turbo hooned 

Absolutely fucked on Flugel Shots whilst in the Alps

Getting Turbo Hooned with the boys!

turbo hooned by Turbohoonriz April 4, 2023

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.

Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

Hooked the cables to by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020

shoe horned 

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.

The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."

shoe horned by Waffletron May 2, 2016

hooded dangler 

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.

“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”

hooded dangler by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020