Cheese Hoodle

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.

He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Hoople

A useless or self-serving organization. A wasteful business run by incompetents. A public sector organization with no useful purpose other than to generate paperwork, internal reports and provide incomes for its executives. A quango.

This quango is a real Hoople

by Lehooop November 11, 2011

hooplehead

a member of the ignorant masses; an uneducated commoner; an idiot. word popularized by HBO's Deadwood

Try not to use big words-- it confuses the hoopleheads.

by liberalicious September 9, 2005

Hoodlehopper

A go-to word when you can't remember the word you're loooking for.

Frazzled at the security check line at the airport, Jane Doe can't find her passport. She asks her friend: "Have you seen my hoodlehopper?"

by Persephone Halley September 8, 2009

hoggle

To masturbate to an online prostitute

Frank used to hoggle at the computer every day, until his wife caught him.

by Evil Ed the Lesser August 23, 2011

Shiftin' the Hooglies

The act of periodically, and discreetly, reaching into one's pants move around the jewels around for comfort

"After driving for hours, I had to pull over for a Coke and shiftin' the hooglies"

by Doctari June 27, 2019

hoodlehead

A nice of way of calling someone an asshole.

ie- nutjob

"That's what we used to call him down at Dundalk, a hoodlehead."

by yonks July 10, 2014