Hoofing

To kick or knee a woman in the vagina

She stepped on my foot and I hoofing her away was a reaction.

by Hoo f ing March 20, 2023

Hoofing it

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal

"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"

by Giannifly January 28, 2018

Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!

1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "

by KaySof August 6, 2012

Nut Hoofing

Being kicked in the testicles/scrotum.

Hilary gave Bill a good nut hoofing.

by Arimor October 13, 2009

hooking the g

Massaging/fingering the "g spot".

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin

by Sampacifica January 15, 2017

Hooking the Green

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010

hooning

The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.

Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?

by Kiwi Jones July 3, 2010