Thai Honeymoon

A pleasurable sexual favor in which the recipient simultaneously receives fellatio and a foot rub. The act is typically carried out while playing video games, with Nintendo's Duck Hunt being the traditional selection.

I had an amazing THAI HONEYMOON last night. Even though I dropped the light zapper, I still blasted the screen.

by Sleepwalkazzz December 29, 2010

honemoon

remove the Y from the 'your', not the 'honeymoon' to make it "OUR HONEYMOON"

Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent :)

- tik tok

wtf does honemoon mean??
nah bro that's not a word

by Mr. Poopy 69 October 16, 2020

Facebook Honeymoon

A period of unusual harmony when someone adds a new friend to their Friends list and immediately goes on a spree of liking and commenting on all posts and photos of the other. It usually survives for few months when things are at their sweetest and wanes out gradually.

SB: Nev, did you notice Dev and Kev liking and commenting everything on each others Facebook page?
Nev: Oh yeah! It's called Facebook Honeymoon. Won't last forever!!

by SAAB June 28, 2012

honeymoon

Basically a holiday after ones wedding, purely for sex in a foriegn country.

"We had our best sex on our honeymoon"

by Brett McEwen December 29, 2005

Honkeybonics

The language spoken by white kids who have convinced themselves they are black.

Brian's honkeybonics got his ass beat at the Lil Jon show.

by Jason Dmc December 16, 2008

Honeymoon Cystitis

Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)

"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"

by Pfc. Snowball July 11, 2006

honeymoon handshake

When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.

We were so exhausted after the wedding instead of sex we want for the honeymoon handshake

by Madeupjunk November 30, 2016