Dalton Hoffart

He is crazy. Always makes gay jokes, and we all think he actually is gay. He is probably straight, but you'd never know. He has pretty decent looks, and is nice and well mannered in front of adults. He loves baseball, and is pretty good at it.

Dalton Hoffart is a crazy--

duh.

by pleasestopidek October 1, 2019

hofnar

common among middle and high school age males. Acronym standing for Hard On for No Apparent Reason.

I can't go to the chalkboard to answer that question, I have a hofnar!

by fellmysminger October 23, 2009

HOFNAR

Hard On For No Apparent Reason

Hey Paul its 10am and I have a HOFNAR, time to go to level 6 to sort it out

by Binster July 20, 2010

Honfiring

When you make smores,
on a house fire.

"Hey, I want to go honfiring."

"What is it?"

"When you make smores,
on a house fire."

"..."

"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."

"..."

"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"

"No"

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018

honar

The ability to tell how hot a girl simply by talking to her on the phone.

Teresa had a nice-sounding voice, but Todd's honar was telling him the bitch weighed a deuce-and-a-half.

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

hoefar

a cool person who usually plays drums in rockiano bands.

Dude, that guy is such a hoefar!

by katherine March 1, 2004

Hofnarr

It literally means yard fool in English. It's how you would say jester or yard fool in German.

Sie haben über den Hofnarren gelacht.

by Mathew Meyer June 10, 2005