hoalition

A coalition of hoes, usually two or more.

She brought the whole hoalition wit her and THEY ran a train on ME. It was terrible. I aint never been raped before, dawg.

by pumpfist December 14, 2005

honas

a honas is a very epic person he funny and makes meme good and bad. A honas is also someone that gets friend zoned 99.9% of the time!

Jake your such a “honas” that’s why your like a brother to me.

by honas. July 13, 2020

honkler

Someone who is black pilled but instead of being depressed, has embraced the insanity of Clown World. Will laugh at the news and troll people on the internet. Honk Honk!

How is John so upbeat with all the chaos going on in the world? He's a honkler.

by Joesmitherson June 21, 2020

Honami Mochizuki

Honami Mochizuki is a very special fictional character. She is the drummer of Leo/need in "project sekai". Her favorite food is apple pie and buys around 20 of them each day. She can be described as "aww the skrunkly uwuwuwu". You see, Honami solos every character in every fandom for Honami is superior.

person 1: omg look it's Honami Mochizuki!!!

person 2: omg *waves to Honami*

Honami: *waves back*

by iiblocky August 24, 2022

Honolulu Handshake

The act of a nun swimming underneath someone at the beach and subsequently giving them a handjob, to the immense surprise and delight of the recipient. Although the act is not well known, it is surprisingly commonplace. In fact, the Honolulu Handshake, along with its common variant, the "Pope Grope", is the third most commonly practiced beach activity enjoyed by nuns, preceded only by Guatemalan knife fights and building sand convents. In a 2005 poll, over 78% percent of nuns worldwide confessed to having given a Honolulu Handshake at least once in their nunhood, while the other 22% responded "Honolulu Hand-what?" while smiling and winking mischievously. The Honolulu Handshake has alternatively been referred to as the "Sister Tickle", the "Penguin Peekaboo", the "Miami Heresy", and, somewhat less creatively, the "Surprise Nun Weiner Yank".

Schoolboy 1: "Yeah last weekend we went to the beach during a nun wakeboarding contest."

Schoolboy 2: "Sounds fun. What happened?"

Schoolboy 1: "Well we were swimming and then all I saw was snorkels and veils and, next thing you know, I was up to my Pokemon cards in Honolulu Handshakes!"

Schoolboy 2: "Sick! Who knew nuns were so kinky?"

Schoolboy 1: "You'd better believe it. Let's just say communion wafers weren't the only thing those nuns were gobbling up on Sunday."

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A Honolulu Handshake after a Guatemalan knife fight

by Dane Beaver November 8, 2007

Honanigans

1)The mischievous and unfaithful activities of women in committed relationships that results in universal frustration of devoted men and women.

2) Flirty Texting
3) Sexting
4) Asking men for gifts

5) Asking men to pay their bills
6) Pursuing a sugar daddy
7) Maintaining a sugar daddy
8) Affairs
8) Affairs with married men

9)Affairs with coworkers
10) Affairs with clients

Affairs with coworkers and customers simultaneously, Malissa is up to her same old honanigans

by FinalDaddy January 31, 2022

yo honah

How black people say, "Your honor"

Judge: And did you steal that man's bike?
Tyrone: I swear to god i didn't, yo honah!

by bruthermanjoe March 13, 2018