homeschool 

1.) To spend your time at home watching TV when you should actually be getting an education.

2.) A method of systematically ruining one's social skills.

3.) When a parent clones their closeminded beliefs/morals into their child without allowing their child to be exposed to opposing viewpoints and opinions. Ususally results in their child growing up to be Kent Hovind.

did you see that kid praying in a corner during Kyle's party? Yeah, he was totally homeschooled.

homeschool by YHHAWNFTPSHI December 17, 2008

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It's hell on earth. Basically your parents control every aspect of yout life. AHH!!!!!

homeschooler: What is sex?
Parent: A bad word! Don't ever say it again!!!
homeschooler: Oh Papa, im so very sorry! I will never speak of such thing again.

homeschool by the anti-homeschooled homeschooler July 14, 2007

homeschool 

A form of education that should be outlawed. Education by wannabe-teachers who are just parents with teacher textbooks and don't have a degree of any sort. The reason for homeschooling is probably to 'protect them' which is only going to screw them even more in the real world. Teaches no social skills.

"See that freak over there? She must've been raised by wolves!"

"I heard she was HOMESCHOOLED."

homeschool by Aerii October 9, 2008

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The worst, worst, worst, worst possible thing to do to your child. As soon as most kids hear it they think, "Ooh super fun, I'll hang out with my friends all day and go to Seaworld every day!" Um, no. You don't meet anybody because, um, you're homeschooled. Your parents almost definitely won't 'educate' you because they are doing their own things. You end up desperately sad, depressed, and wanting to kill yourself. You end up wishing to go somewhere like the bamk or the doctor's office even though most people would hate to do that, just because you want to talk to another person. The only fucking thing to do in homeschool is watch hours and hours of TV, smoke four thousand cigarettes a day, munch out, and not even bother to get dressed so you live in an old bathrobe for about a year.

It also results in a complete waste of your teenage years, not ahving the experiences of a prom, and not having a boyfriend til you're fucking 25.

My mom enrolled me in homeschool because she found out I was a built-in unpaid fucking babysitter.

homeschool by you wouldn't know July 7, 2007

Homeschool 

1. v. To socially isolate youth to the point of causing dysfunction in present and future interpersonal relationships.

2. n. An unaccredited repository for sheltered children where students receive parental "academic instruction" of questionable quality in such reputable fields as "creation science", "bible history" and "abstinence-only sex education".

(Definition excludes nonreligious home-education, which is confined to children of hippies living off the grid and ethnographers conducting research in remote islands in Oceania. Less than .1% of the total homeschooling population.)

1. Parent: Homeschool my children? I'd rather not have them end up as friendless virgins in their mid-twenties, believing Jesus rode around on dinosaurs.

2. College Admissions Officer: So, where did you graduate from high school?

College Applicant: I went to homeshool.

College Admissions Officer: Wonderful! For some inexplicable reason, although you have had no formal instruction in science, critical thinking or literature, I invite you to join our institution. What this nation's post-secondary education system really needs is more maladjusted young people believing in apocalyptic world-views with better knowledge of firearms than physiology.

Homeschool by dark289 April 16, 2009

homeschool 

that which is less than desirable, thrown together in a poor format, or just a simple solution.

The way you fixed the toilet with a hanger was homeschool.

homeschool by J Rhodes November 13, 2005

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It’s like going to school but at home. You obviously don’t have to spend 7 hours sitting down in a hellhole. You’d learn more at home than school (which is kinda true.)

Homeschool - Can also be referred to - Homeschooled - Homeschooler(s)

I was homeschooled
He was homeschooled.

The homeschoolers might not afford school.

Homeschool by Spritish Channel February 27, 2020