homeschool

The worst, worst, worst, worst possible thing to do to your child. As soon as most kids hear it they think, "Ooh super fun, I'll hang out with my friends all day and go to Seaworld every day!" Um, no. You don't meet anybody because, um, you're homeschooled. Your parents almost definitely won't 'educate' you because they are doing their own things. You end up desperately sad, depressed, and wanting to kill yourself. You end up wishing to go somewhere like the bamk or the doctor's office even though most people would hate to do that, just because you want to talk to another person. The only fucking thing to do in homeschool is watch hours and hours of TV, smoke four thousand cigarettes a day, munch out, and not even bother to get dressed so you live in an old bathrobe for about a year.

It also results in a complete waste of your teenage years, not ahving the experiences of a prom, and not having a boyfriend til you're fucking 25.

My mom enrolled me in homeschool because she found out I was a built-in unpaid fucking babysitter.

by you wouldn't know July 07, 2007

homeschool

that which is less than desirable, thrown together in a poor format, or just a simple solution.

The way you fixed the toilet with a hanger was homeschool.

by J Rhodes November 13, 2005

homeschool

Someone smart enough to get out of sitting through the daily 7 hours of bullshit our nation calls "school". Generally the all-around coolest people ever, along with being the best educated element of society.

Typically hated by governments who want to indoctrinate youth, and clueless fucktards who secretly wish they didn't have to go to school either.

Damn! That homeschooled guy just got laid twice last night! Too bad the guys who go to school are socially inert, castrated sheep, or they could have some fun too...

by Homeschooled And Proud November 14, 2005

homeschool

Source of much incest.
Socailly mal-tarded shut-ins with poor hygiene and agoraphobia.

Graduation involves family oriented group grope followed by a reasonably priced meal at Denny's.

The Homeschool Graduation was a gala event with Little Susie giving the Incestatorian Speech while Cleft Lip Larry was the Valedick-torian. Then we had the family sampler at Denny's.

by sillyputty_02 November 24, 2006

homeschool

Admit non homeschoolers the kind of education you really want.

homeschooling is awsome because you get to Work at your own pace, Not be micromanaged by teachers and have bullshit shoved down your throat.

by theshroomguy March 29, 2007

homeschool

A combination of homie and old school, commonly used as a greeting for an old friend.

What's up, homeschool? Haven't seen you in awhile.

by cabanaboy August 07, 2007

homeschooler

can be any of the following :

A a super nerd.
B a person who in socially awkward
C a person who cant/wont go to school public for personal reasons*

D a person who was never allowed to go to regular school and almost always ends up looking and acting like "L" from DEATH NOTE. And after the child is allowed to chose weather to go to public school or not, it is too late because the homeschooling has permanently alters his mind and even if he did go to a public school he knows he would probably snap

E a person who thinks of others as inferior creatures and dislikes to associate with them, often the inventors of "the next big thing"

warning! : homeschools are socialy unsure how to react to certain things, becareful what you say as they may misinturpret or over react.

setting : public school

john : hi

ex-homeschooler : dont talk to me.

john : your wierd

ex-home school-er : DONT INSULT ME! *breaks johns arm*

the next day the ex home schooler is sent a to a mental institution to try to undo the effects of home schooling.

by extra L September 29, 2012