Homemaker

Someone who makes homes, i.e. a carpenter; not as you may have heard from the PC Patrol a stay-at-home mom.

"I'm a homemaker!"
"No you're not, you're unemployed."

by JeremyWolf June 19, 2008

Homemaker

a person who chooses to be permanently unemployed due to laziness, ugliness, incompetence in addition to contributing nothing to society. A parasite and a homemaker are identical.

Tara chose the most boring and meaningless life: she is a homemaker.

by Sha Dow January 19, 2013

Jenny Homemaker

The 50's version of the soccer mom

Martha Stewart

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

homemaker

Somebody who converts people to homosexuality. Usually by either being that attractive or by being really bad at sex.

You are such a homemaker Josh. That girl you use to go out with is now a lesbian!

by Jilhad December 9, 2008

HogHacker

Slang for a man who works at a pork factory such as Smith field

"Yeah my dad's a HogHacker, so what?"

by Calli girl January 24, 2019