Homeslice Treaty

Natives of The State of Michigan, regardless of academic, athletic or corporate affiliation, must support all teams and organizations that are based in Michigan when pitted against those from outside of The Big Mitten.

1) Fans and alumni of the University of Michigan must support Michigan State University when the Spartans play the Ohio State Buckeyes, per provisions of "The Homeslice Treaty." Likewise when the Wolverines play Ohio State.

2) Per "The Homeslice Treaty", Central Michigan Chippewa fans must pull for the Eastern Michigan Eagles when EMU plays Toledo.

3) According to "The Homeslice Treaty" no Michigan native should own any motor vehicle that is not produced by a division currently under control of Detroit's Big Three automakers (General Motors, Ford Motor Company, Chrysler).

by LeighRay November 30, 2013

homeliner

a family member who obediently stays at home or self-isolate during pandemic

Just be a homeliner so you can help stop the spread of covid-19.

by timlight April 21, 2020

homeslice

a friend or buddy

'sup my homeslice? harvard jv field hockey is da bomb...'

by the shiznit March 7, 2003

homealoned

To get homealoned is to be the victim of several booby traps that where set up by the person who was "home alone.".

Genric kid: "You got your shit homealoned son XAXAXAX."
Bobby: *grunt in pain
Genric kid: "xaxaxa...."

by Ra`zac June 23, 2014

Homeacide

The act or acts of killing oneself financially or mentally by not having enough Knowledge to make sure their Home Inspector or service company is not ripping them off by not disclosing or by not knowing.

My friend just spent $750,000 on a beautiful home. The only problem is the home inspector was very strict sticking to standard operating procedure and did not let the homeowner know of other potential costs which wound up being over $55,000. This was an act of homeacide as the new homeowner did not have enough knowledge and trusted somebody who also did not have enough knowledge. As well.

by The Sweig August 10, 2019

Homeslice

A friend or buddy. Synonym for dude or homie.

Me: What's up Homeslice?
Friend:Oh nothin'. How 'bout you?

by Twinkie Bottlepop November 12, 2012

homeslicer

Homedawg; extended version of home slice.

But far cooler.

God, you look like a retard crappants throw those fugly glasses away, and be my homeslicer again.

by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004