Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

holy bloody jesus

holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite

holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud

holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun

by bluebear December 25, 2022

Holy Shittin' Jesus

What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.

"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

Holy Sweet Jesus Shit

When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief

Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good

Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.

by The Shephard April 3, 2009

Holy Harry Jesus

Long ago when dinosaurs ruled the earth, there was a man who lived and his name wua guano. His futur wife was named elizabitch but she died in 1812. Sad story, but i'm not writing a book....or am I.... Well, this is a long story made short, YOUR mom is a HOLY harry JEsus!

go eat your mashed potatoes you holy harry jesus!

by dinosaur December 12, 2003

holy buttfucker of jesus

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall

Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

by Hell Bound February 13, 2005

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.

"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010