Holmes

A hispanic-slang; the hispanic version of homies usually used after every sentence.

Guy 1: Yo you gotta a problem with me, holmes
Guy 2: No I'm cool, holmes

by Kanye West Biggest Fan! May 30, 2009

Holmes

The greatest detective that ever lived (although he never actually lived since he's a fictional character).

Read a book about Sherlock Holmes and everything will be clear to you. And remember, books > movies.

by Sherlock Holmes August 17, 2007

Holmed

To get a beatdown from a woman

Anton comes in Bleeding, Black-eyed, and Bruised
Leroy: "What the fuck happened to you man?"
Anton: "I was cruising the bars and got Holmed by this tiny bitch, took the bouncer down with me."
Leroy: "Damn! I'll get the kit, and the painkillers."
Anton: "Yeah, get the Leafly Bud cause I hurt like a motherfucker"

by RaiRaijinn November 28, 2016

Holmes.

Affectionate term for a friend, compadre.

Man 1: Aliright bo.

Man 2: yo holmes, tisra safe.

by JimBob MacGregor June 14, 2003

holmed

A young girl who is led astray by an older wealthy man. Like Katie Holmes, who is now a joke and is pitied by the masses.

Poor Jackie, she used to have a career, than she got holmed by Bill. Now, she just spouts off regurgitated crap about silent births and vitamins.

by Mrs Fine June 18, 2006

Holmes

The best last name ever. Unless people continually call you "Sherlock" or say, "What's up Holmes?"

Person 1: "What's your name?"
Person 2: "Meagan Holmes."
Person 1: "What's up Holmes. Hey, are you related to Sherlock?"
Person 2: *dear God* "He's fictional."
Person 1: "No way!"
Person 2: mumbling "Jesus Christ, you're thick."

by doodledooooooooooooo October 4, 2010

Holmes

A compliment saying that the one being complimented has a large penis. Holmes is derived from the 70's porn star who had a 14 inch wang.

Minority 1: Yo holmes!
Minority 2: Yo ese!

by bbbigbossbb October 19, 2005