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I don't even know what hole to put my dick in 

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

talk to the hole 

A perverse suggestion you might make to someone who has deeply angered you as you drop your pants, turn around and bend over, offering them an unobstructed view of your asshole.
I have a great idea: talk to the hole!

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE 

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

take it to the hole 

In basketball, a player takes the ball and drives towards the basket in an attempt to score.
"He's a weak defender. Take it to the hole!"

Taken to the hole 

To be out performed athletically by an opponent while playing basketball
Do you see that move that James Harden put on Kevin Love? Kevin got taken to the hole

Hard to the Hole 

Aggressively pursuing someone you find attractive.
So how did your date go? Did you put on the full court press? Yea, I went hard to the hole.
Hard to the Hole by G Ward July 31, 2005