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Hobotaku

A person of otaku nature who spends large amounts of time reading manga in the graphic novel section of stores like Borders or Barnes & Noble. They rarely buy anything and are usually sitting in front of sections that people who intend to buy things need to reach.
"Man all I want to do is grab the new volume of Air Gear but that fucking hobotaku has been sitting there reading Naruto all day"
by Covah June 16, 2008
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hobot

a girl typically between the ages of 14 and 20 who dresses like a ho with her friends (i.e. fake tan, long hair, glops of eye makeup), to the point where you can hardly tell one girl from the next. hobots thrive off of facebook pictures of themselves in mirrors before going out or fake-kissing each other-- presumably for male attention; however, competitive hobots also strive to impress each other, thus continuing the hobot cycle.
"did you see megan's new facebook album?"
"yeah, they're all of her and her friends in the mirror, but they all look the same...she's such a hobot."
by lbk90 December 12, 2009
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hoebot

A slutty Rizon robot that follows its masters' every will.
Be a hoebot and tell me what servers are split.
by anon97 July 1, 2005
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Hobotastic

Of or realting to a hobo or bum. Can also be used to describe damaged or cheap things. If one admires hobos, it can also be used as praise.
That Windows 95 computer is so hobotastic.
by Michael Quinn June 22, 2006
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Hobotarian

ho-bo`TAER-ee-in (noun):

1. One who eats food advertised as Hobomodo (free items shown everyday on gizmodo.com).
2. One who derives a substantial amount of his/her nutrition from eating hobos.
Fuck Jared, I lost weight on the Hobotarian diet.
by Andy R.B. February 23, 2009
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hobots

Programs that send out messages on social networking sites pretending to be sexy girls interested in meeting you, fooling many pathetic losers into thinking they are real and forcing them to click on their profiles, only to have their dreams crushed when they find out these hobots do not really exist.
"I have so many hot friend requests on Myspace today, too bad they are all hobots!"
by dmitry925 October 17, 2008
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hobot

{wh} ho{re} robot
1. twitter spam bot. Usually with sexy/girlnextdoor/hoe avatar.
Usually 0 followers unless followed by other hobots , spambots or noobz
2. Government created social media fake 'person' delivering propaganda.
3. Online social networking PR representative for hire for murderous genocidal dictators & regimes.
Ethereal creatures, a hobot will appear & spam you with a personal message & can just as quickly disappear, though they often return with a new name and siren song, often leading noobz to malware. Sometimes hobots will be automated & others are from hobot 'farms' where operators drive the hobot conversation.
by astromachia July 25, 2011
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