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Huffinternship

When one is so desperate for a media "in" that they will go one step further than working for free- they'll pay, and pay dearly.

Antonym: unpaid internship.
Guy One: I'm doing a huffinternship at NBC.

Guy Two: How much did that set you back?

Guy One: I mortgaged my parents house.

Guy Two: Do they know?

Guy One: Nope. But there's enough left over that they can huffintern at Fox News if they want.
by RichardNixonRocks May 14, 2009
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Huffington Post

Did you read all those comments on Huffington Post wishing Tony Snow a slow, painful death from cancer? Classy.
by StaffOfMagius December 16, 2007
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huffing the bag

Feces is placed in a paper bag along with gasoline fumes and lighter fluid. You inhale in and out multiple times until you get high.
Homeless man: Spare change?

Jon: huffing the bag seems like a rush, so let me get a few huffs and I'll think about it bruh
by dickypoo July 27, 2014
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Houfin

Scot's word that is used to describe something extremely disgusting, putrid, rancid, etc. and especially in relation to something bad smelling.
Comes after "boggin" in the descriptive scale of good to bad. Something boggin would insight disapproval and disgust, where as something houfin would likely encourage an unwanted physical response, ie. give you the boak!
aw whit..... Kev's pure getting aff wi yer Gran and he just pulled half her falsers oot his mouth..... that is houfin likes!!

me: heeeuuuw..... heeeuuuw..... heeeuuuwewew....
pal: whats up wi your puss?
me: just stood on that rat man it's totally houfin, burst open wi these maggots an shit aw wrigglin aboot, pure gien me the dry boke like!!
by ram5ay April 28, 2011
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hoffnofted

when the vagina is covered/full of cum or semen. such as after having sexual intercorces
After having sex with my hot boyfriend my pussy was hoffnofted.
by ufa gania June 29, 2008
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Huffing Paint Post

He's just another liberal idiot spouting talking points from the Huffing Paint Post
by betterthanthou520 April 22, 2011
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Cat Huffing

The distinguished art of holding a feline (of your choice) up to the respiratory intakes (such as the nose and mouth) and whiffing or 'huffing' the scent and dandruff of said feline. It is said to bring fortune to those that take park in this activity. It is ill advised -but possible- to huff two cats at once
Man 1: "Hey Dave, want to go 'Cat Huffing' later?"
Man 2: "Sure thing! My wife just picked up a new domestic long hair from the pound today! It should be rather fun!"
*both break out in laughter as said action is rather enjoyable to think about*
by Laksirvak December 17, 2011
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