The increase in cost for a date out with a female. Also includes time spent courting such female in social networks like Instagram. sliding in DMs, payin the check, etc.
Dude1: My grandpa had to spend 1/4 of the time and money to go out with Peggy-Sue. Taking Emmily out is super expensive and she won't even burp my worm.
Dude2: Damn bro, that's hoflation right there
Dude2: Damn bro, that's hoflation right there
by Rectalin Vader May 16, 2023
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It is a slang which basicly means that it is the variation in the amount of money a man would have to spend on himself and on dates in order to meet the superficial requirements which "HOES" find attractive.
Since meeting girls or women that fit the carachteristics of a "hoe" are usually shallow and superficial, to invest in yourself in order to satisfy those requirements is in true an awful way to spend your money.
It is a slang which basicly means that it is the variation in the amount of money a man would have to spend on himself and on dates in order to meet the superficial requirements which "HOES" find attractive.
Since meeting girls or women that fit the carachteristics of a "hoe" are usually shallow and superficial, to invest in yourself in order to satisfy those requirements is in true an awful way to spend your money.
Average Joe : Why can't I find a nice girl to share a life together, to be my wife, to have a family and to raise kids? I’m getting tired of this dating life.
Wiseman : I see you all fit and groomed, dating girls from dating apps and in the end you are always complaining about anxiety and loneliness. Using your vocabulary I would say that HOEFLATION is too high nowadays. Women tend be much more selective than men on dates and nowadays with the help of dating apps, the options for women are virtually endless. So, in order to stand out between so many options, men are spending much more money in looks and material things in order to get the hoes attention.
Average Joe : So, what should I do?
Wiseman : Uninstall any dating apps completely, invest in knowledge and in your health. Be aware of life around you. Knowledge raises perception. Be interesting. The price of HOES may be very high nowadays but real women are PRICELESS and also YOU.
Wiseman : I see you all fit and groomed, dating girls from dating apps and in the end you are always complaining about anxiety and loneliness. Using your vocabulary I would say that HOEFLATION is too high nowadays. Women tend be much more selective than men on dates and nowadays with the help of dating apps, the options for women are virtually endless. So, in order to stand out between so many options, men are spending much more money in looks and material things in order to get the hoes attention.
Average Joe : So, what should I do?
Wiseman : Uninstall any dating apps completely, invest in knowledge and in your health. Be aware of life around you. Knowledge raises perception. Be interesting. The price of HOES may be very high nowadays but real women are PRICELESS and also YOU.
by Friend of the Wiseman May 26, 2023
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Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..
HOBATION!
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..
HOBATION!
by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009
Get the Hobation mug.(n.) a ruckus or commotion generally exhibiting homosexual tendencies; an outburst of uncontrollable gayness mocked by all who see it
He was so flaming when he walked in the party that he caused quite the homotion.
One of my friends wanted to Chuck me, so I said, "Hey man, stop the homotion!"
One of my friends wanted to Chuck me, so I said, "Hey man, stop the homotion!"
by SlivkaWarning April 14, 2010
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1. a connection, association, or involvement between platonic men.
2. The step after a "bro-mance"
3. an emotional or other connection between men: the platonic relationship between guys, but not homosexuals.
1. a connection, association, or involvement between platonic men.
2. The step after a "bro-mance"
3. an emotional or other connection between men: the platonic relationship between guys, but not homosexuals.
My bromance has prospered into a beautiful "helationship"
I have been in a "helationship" with Bill for 3 months now.
I have been in a "helationship" with Bill for 3 months now.
by Mixologist November 4, 2010
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You don't like a post on Facebook, it really offends you, so instead of being an adult and unliking a page or moving on with your day, you become all homotional and bitch, whine and complain to everyone who will listen on said page.
by RNDMC January 10, 2013
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