Hoganitis

A common act of getting rejected and/or ignored by another person. Mostly women.

Word coined by the Inhumane Treating of Others Society, in honor of its founder Bill.

Damn dude, she didn't even respond to your IM! Looks like you're infected with Hoganitis! Don't touch me...

by FunkyassFo September 15, 2008

Hornitis

Extreme fluidity in the crotch area; may have the desire to grind on odd body parts of partner. Thoughts of engaging in slut-like behavior with the opposite sex due to being turn down for sex or partner refusing. May speak of vulgar sexually explicit acts. Symptoms include: wet underwear, dizziness, electrical impulses in clitorial area; women equivalent to blue balls

-I was gonna put out but he refused; now I have hornitis.

- Never leave your girl with the case of hornitits

by ChichiAli August 1, 2015

Hoeitis

Disease that usually occurs after a break-up. Gives the person a sudden urge to constantly go out and take on the world. Person becomes very open and is "wid it for whatever".Symptoms include drinking for weeks, always wanting to go out and engage in clubs and bars.

IT IS CONTAGIOUS, STAY HOME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH IT

"Yo my hoeitis is on 100 tonight"
"Girllllllll, you got hoeitis"
"My ex won't stop going out, she got hoeitis"

by Diqueashley May 2, 2016

hoeritis

It is the act of being a hoe.

That girl over there with the giy has hoeritis.

by Sofia1217 June 21, 2017

hoeatitis

A person that is a hoe and she’s doing hoe shit shes diagnosed with hoeatitis

Bro Joana has hoeatitis

by Xiomaraxx.t August 30, 2019

hoeanditis

hoe

she has hoeanditis.

by roger Graybill.6969 October 1, 2020

HowieItis

The sickness of not seeing howie for large periods of times. Missing Howie

I have howieitis

by Howie Bagel is my bitch 221 December 4, 2020