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hoegerlasmonique

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.
Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?
by Cawkz November 25, 2009
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Hoeasis

"Hoe-oasis"

When your up in the club and the ratio of hoes to pimps is unbelievable, so much so you go damn its a hoeasis up in here

Related term: Hoeverload
I walked into this club last night and hot damn, it was a Hoeasis up in that piece!
by C Duval July 3, 2008
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hoeabetes

Ms Hattingh has hoeabetes.
by hornsbyhoes4evaa August 2, 2018
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Hoedar

The female equivilant to a male "Gaydar"
Soley in which females have the ability to tell if other women are hoes, skanks, whores, sluts, ect, or if the woman in question just looks like a hoe, versus actually being one.
Guy Oh my gosh did you see that girl? She was a total whore.
Girl No... she wasnt
Guy Dude, she totally was- did you see her?
Girl I have a hoedar... she was just dressed like a slut, she wasnt really one.
Guy Oh... dang
by Angelicious Yo May 21, 2008
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hegan

a trendy male that is a vegan; in other words, a guy that does not eat any animal product of any kind (meat, fish, butter, milk, and cheese) and most likely does his weekly shop at Whole Foods.
Most hegans are hip, cool, and do the vegan thing because they want to look and feel good about themselves; rather than a vegan that is an animal rights activist.
"Hey Rodney, we just made up a batch of our homemade keilbassa tonight! Wanna try one?"
"No thanks, man. I am a hegan!

Gotta look good on the beach this summer.
by yendiva March 26, 2010
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hoeage

Noun version of the word hoed or to hoe.
That was some crazy hoeage on Margot.
by paul October 2, 2004
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hoebag hoedown

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.
yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.
by grande galo claro September 2, 2010
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