Hedomite

A person who constantly interacts with women with the sole aim of getting into an intimate relationship with them, however always gets friend zoned at the end.

“I feel so bad for Henry, he’s such a hedomite!”
Henry said “oh I hate being a hedomite”

by Saviour Sam March 12, 2019

Hoesome

your bitch friend who thinks she’s ratchet but she’s not

Look at Britney, what a hoesome bitchass

by Gucci thot March 3, 2019

Pikey Hoedown

Pikey Hoedown is a young persons party filled with chavs and unwanted visitors.

Don't invite to many people, I don't want my party turning into a Pikey Hoedown

by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009

hoedown

1. redneck gathering, usually involves shouting catchy phrases like "yee-haw" and "the south will rise again"

2. what a pimp says to his merchandise, while snapping his fingers and pointing to his genetal region

yo!....ho!....down.....now!

by steve owen February 11, 2003

hoedown

(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.

"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"

by Rob Porter January 3, 2009

hoedor

The odor of a hoe. Use better when watching Game of Thrones and one of the girls present is a hoe.

Even before Tiffany came to the room to watch Game of Thrones, we could smell her Hoedor.

by Exqueezeme! May 20, 2016

hoedown piss

a hoedown piss is when you go to the bathroom and don't want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.

when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.

most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants

I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom last weekend.

(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)

Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.

Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010