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hoe-down 

A series of dance-like jumping motions made when a person has just been caught lip-syncing live on national television.
Ashlee heard her own voice singing, even though she wasn't, so she decided to do a hoe-down.
hoe-down by Unidentified February 9, 2005

Hoe-down 

Two or more women intimately bonding. -The female equivalent of "bro-down"-
"I really feel so much closer to you after our hoe-down."

"Those girls have been in the bathroom hoe-ing down for an hour."
Hoe-down by SweetCStar August 20, 2017

Glo down hoe down 

When your ex goes for that typical ugly slut with her legs like McDonalds... Always open. This bitch has a foundation line and a belly button ring
Omg he sure went on that Glo down hoe down!!

texas hoe down 

First let me start out and say everything is bigger and better in Texas. Ex. Alexis Texas!! When a cow girl knows how to get down and dirty . Normally entails fucking and she must ride you like a horse. If she don't know how to ride you like a horse she ain't a cowgirl and it aint't a Texas hoe down. That would be a city hoe down.
"Oh man she knows how to do a Texas hoe down lemme tell ya"
"Dude she let me down cause she just gave me a city hoe down"

Mexican hoe down 

The act of taking someone out to dinner then going home for a nice game of twister....naked....with dead cats
in your second mother in laws basement, with a plastic bag over the dates head
Mexican hoe down by Petunia Pancakes September 30, 2007

HOE SIT DOWN 

This phrase is a catchall solutary closing for any message. It can follow anything from an official CEO letter to a quick internet jibe.

It makes it so that you are definitive in your wording, and any detractors risk looking stupid to disagree with you.
You have no idea what you are talking about. George W. Bush is the worst president we've ever had.

HOE SIT DOWN!
HOE SIT DOWN by LokiDeCat August 10, 2006