Hods

North eastern english for many, lots, loads, a lot, ect...

I just ate hods of chocolate.

by toasteee March 16, 2009

HOD

Hop off my Dick (stop fucking annoying me)

Dominic: Why didn't you text me today?????

Emily: HOD

get off my jock

by jerkinnn9inches December 13, 2010

HOD

abbreviation for "hop off dick" aka leave me the fuck alone

Person 1: (Watching someone's conversation)

Person 2: HOD!

by Dingledine A102 2014 November 03, 2010

HOD

"Hang Over Dump" - After a long night of drinking the first ,perhaps of many, poops that accompany the other symptoms of the hangover. This pooh is smellier and larger than normal poops and can be a variety of colours depending on what you drank the night before.

White Regis: "Dude I can't remember anything from Wet'n'wild camping"

Brown Regis: "Me either man but i just had the biggest HOD it looked like my family's christmas fruit cake and smelled like a dying fetus"

by Sci Swagster 2010 July 23, 2010

HoD

an annoying little bitch who is depressed

She's such a hod ,what an attention seeker

by ReTarded12345atyourservice June 30, 2020

Hod

A word used to describe super pervy people

Oh my god eww that's way too pervy, I can't belive you're a Hod

by anonymous October 07, 2020

HODS

Hydrate Or Die Straight

"Remember hods, hydrate or die straight"

by baconcockk May 03, 2022