by PaleWeirdo November 25, 2018
Get the Hocus Pocusmug. Hocus Pocus is a side-scrolling video game, released in 1994. It featured a young apprentice, who was sent off on a great adventure over 36 levels by the great wizard, Terexin. Terexin is a high-ranking official in the Council of Wizards, and his sprite was later reused for flash movies about the comedy character Fooruman. The game was highly popular, and is still considered one of the best games ever.
Hocus Pocus was walking around a castle, and blasted a flying devil. While jumping around collecting gems, a mushroom ran into him, and he took damage. Hocus collected a white potion, and blasted the mushroom with rapid-fire.
by Vintic aka Elliot June 24, 2006
Get the Hocus Pocusmug. The act of deeply breathing in the aroma of a hot woman’s booty. To be performed in the same manner as the witches breathing in the glowing auras of their victims in the beloved 1993 film, Hocus Pocus.
“My girl came home from the gym yesterday, and before she washed, I made damn sure to Hocus Pocus her sweaty booty!”
by Showstick September 24, 2018
Get the Hocus Pocusmug. Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.
by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015
Get the hocus pocus alimagocusmug. The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"
by Rick Fever June 19, 2007
Get the Hocus Pocus Bitchmug. 1) Statement intended to surprise or awaken. Usually when you "invite" yourself into a hot girl's house you know secretly wants you, having read the "signs and signals" of her interest while waiting in line at Tim Hortons.
2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.
3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.
2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.
3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.
by Mastagon February 25, 2010
Get the Hocus Pocus Bitchmug. The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.
Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
by giltinė October 29, 2020
Get the Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.mug.