hockstra

when you use every ounce of your looks or body to get ahead at work.

Oh my goodness! Did you just see Jessica pull a hockstra!? She was wearing the shortest skirt allowable without being arrested for indecent exposure! Cleavage was so astounding that she could pick up paper from the printer with her chest!

by jrocksta January 9, 2009

Hickster

A country bumpkin who poses as a hip urban bohemian.

1. Dotty: "Did you see Samwise milking the cows in his beret?" Bunce: "Oo arr what a hickster!"
2. "That hickster Chuck asked for full fat soya milk in his double mocha late mochaccino!"

by Shack Spear June 28, 2020

hickster

A hipster into vintage clothing with a country flair, cowboy boots, trucker caps, thick indie frames, ironic mustaches, and things generally championed by the American South. See Kings of Leon.

A sometimes Wilco or "ironic" Lynryd Skynyrd listener, more often a collector of LP records by the likes of the Louvin Brothers, Lee Hazelwood and Johnny Cash. Hicksters proclaim Gram Parsons is God and claim the Byrds' album "Sweetheart of the Rodeo" as their musical Bible.

Hickster #1: Dude, I totally scored a few Lee Hazelwood rareities at Championship Vinyl the other day.
Hickster #2: Righteous. 'nother PBR?
#1: Of course. I actually drink it for the taste.

by flinty88 January 29, 2009

Hickster

A red neck hipster; IE, cowboy hat, boots, beard, sleeved, and asking for a beer list

Look at that hickster with the Alabama jersey drinking a Cigar City Hanapu.

by Mpkane November 15, 2016

heckster

noun//
A word used from the origin “heck” often in a young environment to prevent cussing.

“What the heckster?! How did I just win a million dollars?!”

by what the heckster June 23, 2019

Hickster

Someone who dresses like a Hick or Redneck, but they really are not one. They just do it to fit in.
(Comes from the term Hipster)

Why is Darius wearing cowboy boots, ripped jeans, a camo sweatshirt and a camo hat. What a fucking hickster i mean isn't that bitch from Detroit?

by dimaggsa March 2, 2014

Hickster

A Hickster "Hick-stur" is a Redneck with modern flair. Most hickster's enjoy the finer things in life. they can combine fashion trends that no modern "hipster" or "Hick" could hope to achieve alone. Hickster's can usually be seen wearing a clothing kaleidoscope from such designers as Gap, Patagonia, Parana, Wrangler, Carhart, and a mixture of Wal-mart, and thrift store finds. Tight T-shirts with slogans on the back such as "the south will rise again, combined with designer jeans, and tennis shoes will give a Hickster away. usually a Hickster will adorn his outfit with a old leather cowboy hat, Velo cap, or beanie. Almost always all head covering will have trophy's from previous gatherings. beer bottle caps and fish hooks are a obvious choice. Hickster's phrases like "this ain't my first rodeo" are also tell tale signs you are talking to a Hickster.

Hicksters have unique living quarters as well. Almost always a Hickster will decorate with a combination of Rebal flags, Hippy style tapestries, the latest electronics, empty skoal cans, Greatfull Dead posters , Pipes, Bowls, Guns, and wood burning tools.

Adding a Hickster to your circle of friends can add fun times and epic stories to your otherwise normal boring lives. Hicksters almost always have stories ,and will most likely create new memories. Getting hammered drunk and doing anything you tell them to, or trying to complete difficult tasks while hammered are always a favorite of Hickster's

Wow, Wes can really pick up the chick's with the stories about his old Nova!

That guy has a Dixie Outfitters shirt on under his pea coat. He must be a Hickster.

by ridedierepeat December 25, 2010