Brown hockey puck 

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

Brown hockey puck by cmglzr February 22, 2023

hockeybox 

slang country expression for someones rectum

That dude is queer for sure. He takes it up the hockeybox

hockeybox by bryced April 28, 2006