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holodex

n. Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. big book o' sorostitutes). This piece of equipment can mean the difference between a lonely night in your hotel room watching "Not Without My Daughter" or several hours of romparoom with Jessica, the former VP of Membership of *insert your favority whorority here*.
Brandon: "Who do we know in Chicag-ho?"
John: "Let me consult my good friend, Mr. Holodex, he'll know who to call."
Brandon: "Thank you Mr. Holodex, you've saved the day once again!"
by braxtron December 22, 2005
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homodenialism

when someone/something is trying to deny someone or something's homosexuality
man, that book we just read was full of homodenialism
by dalton gomez November 30, 2021
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Hooded Bandit

Look he has a hooded bandit!

Show me the hooded bandit.
by Hooded Bandit February 27, 2022
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Hobosexual

Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.
Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.
by mellow_harsher April 11, 2005
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Hobovertising

Advertising utilizing the homeless as sign posts or walking billboards.
Hobovertising is a cheap way to advertise.
by |3(-N M January 2, 2009
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Hobosexual

a person of the opposite sex who come to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.
Chris, that hobosexual, stopped over and tried to give me a french kiss.
by zannish October 6, 2016
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Duke of Hoboken

1. JK is the current Duke of Hoboken. He is a self selected Big Boy. He has a history of stellar academic performance and significant athletic achievements.

2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.

3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.

4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.

5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.

6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
The Duke of Hoboken went into Liberty bar last night after eating at Zylo.
by Mike Dead Mike August 22, 2011
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