Ji-hobbyist

White-collar or college student Muslims in America or Europe who do not actively engage in violent Jihad, but belong to online radical Islam social groups, & contribute to websites which show beheading videos etc.

"The receptionist at work, Omar, was caught at work today on one of those beheading websites, that jerk is a Ji-hobbyist"

by nebelwerfer December 28, 2008

Hoboblivious

Being completely oblivious to the fact that you look like a bum.

Dude, you'll never get that promotion if keep dressing like a bum. Are you Hoboblivious?

by PPink February 10, 2009

Hobby Lobby

An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.

Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:

• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions

Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.

by CapnMarrrrk July 2, 2014

Hobby Whore

A BDSM fetish in which the female participates in sexual activities in exchange for money, gifts or favors. Different than an escort as the money/gifts may not be needed for day to day survival but rather the excitement and taboo of pay for play.

Paul's wife loved being a hobby whore even tho they didnt need the money.

by The Dom 916 June 25, 2019

hobby lobby

A gathering where participants partake in the most extreme sexual kinks.

I got out of that swingers party before it turned into a hobby lobby, scat and needle play just isn't my thing.

by rem-death June 30, 2014

The Hobby

The patronizing of as many escorts as possible in a given locality. Following the experience the hobbyist reports his "review" of the prostitute on a blog or bulletin board known as a review board. Often times the escorts are found on the review board's own advertising section or off of Craigs****

Example of what a pooner in "The Hobby" would write after seeing an escort
LOCATION: *******
DATE: July 2009
NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean
AGENCY OR INDY: Indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics
AGE: 18
PERSONALITY: Very friendly
RACE: Caucasian
BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned
WEIGHT: 135
HEIGHT: 5.7"
BUST: Full young and bouncy C's
WAIST: thin
HIPS: nice curves
HAIR: brown
EYES: green
FEET: two
SKIN TONE: tan
TRIMMING: shaved
TATTOOS: one on hip
SCARS: none
PIERCINGS: stomach
CLOTHES: casual summer sexy
GLASSES: none
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high
MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me
ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice
SMOKES: nope
DRINKS: not in front of me
KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover
FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment
DONTS: anything uncovered, greek
WEBSITE:

SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage
EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com
PHONE: ***-259-****
RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h
RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely!
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!

by horneyboy August 9, 2009

hobbyjogger

Term of mild abuse describing recreational runners. Normally invoked by more experienced and accomplished athletes.

I watched the New York Marathon on TV last week and after the first couple of hundred went by it was wall to wall hobbyjoggers.

by Mick Rice January 14, 2008