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Hobbling Whore 

Verb:
Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.
"I heard a lot of noises next door last night, and after taking a peek, I discovered my neighbor was giving his girl a Hobbling Whore."

"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."
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hobbling pirate

During sex you cum in her eye and kick her in the knee
Last night I did the hobbling pirate to jenny. She threatening to sue
hobbling pirate by Swaggett November 7, 2013

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper 

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.
"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

Hobbling sushi

A beautiful girl who, Even though she denies it is meant to be with Bible boy and brother. She also has ten cats named fluffy and a raccoon . (Raccoon is trained) she loves fish more that anyone and is perfect for a one night stand.

Brother: I love hobbling sushi

Bible boy: and all our babies
Raccoon: hiss

hobolingus 

To perform any Lingus - analingus, cunnilingus - on a hobo because, well, they're up for anything!
Cool dude: Hey, where's Kris?
Lontzy: Home sick. Said he wasn't feeling too good. Last I saw, he walked to the homeless camp looking for some hobolingus.
Cool dude: WHAT?! What was he thinking? You can't lick hobos!
Lontzy: That's what I was thinkin....
hobolingus by HoboLuv March 5, 2020