Hobnob

Like a Hobgoblin is a part-goblin, the word hobnob can be used as a noun to describe someone who is a bit of a knob. It is a playful term as it is not as bad as being a full knob.

Can also be spelt as hobknob.

"Mate, you're a bit of a hobnob."

by The Majestic Menice April 13, 2010

Hobnobbing

A sexual practice where by a male makes a hole in a buscuit (usually a hobnob) inserts his penis through the hole and proceeds to have sex with a partner, causing the buscuit to crumble; both partners then eat the crumbs of biscuit off the others genitals.

Darling I'm feeling hungry and horny fancy a spot of hobnobbing?

by Fuck you that's who September 4, 2016

hobnob

To suck dick, give a blowjob

Laura hobnobbed me until I came in her mouth.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

hobnobing

doing something no one UNDERSTANDS.

"Dude you are so hobnobing it."

by Your worst nightmare (mushu) June 6, 2012

Hobnob knobjob

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.

Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night

by StickySteve87 June 4, 2021

HobNob

The average old white man who touches himself until he hardens at the sight of a young females toes preferably painted black, blue or red.

Your father is secretly a hobnob

by daveboy635 March 7, 2017

Dusty Hobnob

The act of dunking your balls in a burning hot mug of tea, usually accidentally, sitting on a friends sofa, in trackies.

Oh no I gave myself a dusty hobnob! It burns!

by acme15 October 29, 2019