hobknocker

someone who knocks your hobs
fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife
by bigtiddykim March 05, 2017
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hobknock

1) when a guy hits you in the face with his penis

2) one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles/ to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

3) when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face
1) Hobknock is also a form of rape.

2) She was so angry that she decided to hob-knock him.

3)During sex he thought it would be a good idea to try to hob-knock her.
by ditzy =D April 05, 2009
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Hobknocker

1. A person who 'rapes' or molests' animals.

2. Someone who hits you in the face with thier penis.
1. Carly: Oh he's so cute!

Wade C.: You are all a bunch of hobknockers!

(as seen on Icarly)

2. Devin: Dude! Wtf, you hobknocker.
by inuyasha gurl Aka ashton August 03, 2009
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hobknocker

To hit someone in the face with the penis.
He was a real hobknocker!
by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009
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Hobknocker

An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".
by Maimraid February 08, 2009
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hobknocker

a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.
check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.
by carls to cool kubis June 04, 2009
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Hobknocker

Not a real word that nick made up and people make up fake definitions
Hobknocker is not a real word
by Jackbuddy5736 February 22, 2016
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