Hovergrind

Awkard moment when a male tries grinding (form of dancing) with a good looking female but does not quite reach physical contact. In most cases, the female does not notice the hovergrind behind her.

Is that loser dancing with that cutie? No dude, the girl doesn't even know, he's doing the hovergrind.

by Leo33nyc December 29, 2012

Hobegal

A girl you use only for early morning sex

Its hard for me to get going in the morning with out my Hobegal & coffee

by Dewy5785 November 16, 2007

hober

A person who acts high while sober. Its not an act, that's just their personality.

Dude John is totally crazy even when he's not high. Yeah, that's because he's hober.

by eyeflutes May 14, 2011

homberged

The act of waiting until someone falls asleep in the prone position and then waking them up by viciously riding on their ass like a bull.

Dude did you see Matt at the party last night? He passed out piss drunk and got homberged hard!

by shfiffty December 29, 2012

Hober

A rare bird found in the Amazonian Rainforest. Said to have similar features to that of a shark cross toucan. It is generally agressive and has shown no other emotions. Tends to hang around trees that has the colour of ebony. Scientist have concluded that it is close to extinction due to its inability to find mates that are geniuinely interested in it, they are often led on in relationships.

Gee that asshole over there is acting like hober

by Doctor Noctor November 6, 2012

hobelgiven

Legend has it, that at the stroke of midnight of every halloween, small goblins search the night for little children's faces. These mytical creatures enter small children's bedrooms through open windows, and steal the face of the unsuspecting child. With their razor sharp hobelgiven teeth, they snatch the victims face, and then disappear into the night. Hobelgivens are also know for their eye fetish. These tiny goblins are believed to use their sharp, pointy tongue to pierce the victim's eye, and then retract their tongue. This strong forcible retraction rips the eye out of the socket. Hobelgivens need new eyes and faces every year, due to a hex that was put on them when they were banished from Dark Hollow in the medieval times. The county witch caught three delinquent hobelgivens eating a dead child, which was not permissable during the day time hours in Dark Hollow, under section 4 of the county ordinance. The witch, was the head authority of county, and enforced the law, along with the punishment of offenders. She decided to cast the hobelgiven race out of the Hollow, and hexed the species of little goblins. From that point on, hobelgivens would need to maintain a new face and pair of eyes each Halloween, or eles they would suffer a horrible death. That is the story of why hobelgivens steal the faces and eyes of young children.

Rest your eyes, little child, or the hobelgiven will have your pretty little face!

by Sparty2010 October 27, 2005

Hoberknocker

The name calling of a man or woman that does not catch onto the joke or idea that is presented.

Mackenzie did not at all catch on that the tweet about inspiring was about her, she's such a hoberknocker.

by Mackenziesux December 5, 2012