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taking the hobbits to isengard

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2
Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.
by treydawg July 3, 2007
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They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.
1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !
by FrenchieTG December 6, 2020
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taking the hobbits to isengard

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.
by werango June 9, 2023
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angry hobbits

Widely known through the terms Benny or a Welsher...

Most common useage with the latter term following the former.

Refers to emotionally challenged individual. Unable to express ones self verbally and instead reverts to a serious of incoherent sounds... almost caveman like.
He comes across as really smart but ocassionally you get a glimpse of the Angry Hobbits that dwell within
by Welsher September 18, 2006
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hunting for hobbits

A term for smoking weed.

Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
by Baylemtree August 4, 2011
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Take the hobbits to isenguard

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.
1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."
by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011
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