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Flexible Hungarian

The sexual act of sucking your own dick, while thinking about the Trianon Treaty.
by Hungarian Jedi December 6, 2017
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Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?
by feldermaus February 22, 2009
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Hungarian Stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?
by feldermaus October 24, 2008
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Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.
My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.
by Indy the Great January 12, 2019
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Hungarian Hoover

The act of sucking a loved ones penis who is plagued with kidney stones. The main objective of sucking said kidney stones out of his penis is to then swallow them.
My partner's been in horrendous pain lately with kidney stones, luckily I'll be willing to administer a Hungarian hoover
by Pusey1767 November 6, 2018
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Hunga

A burly, hairy specimen from the hills of Drumfad, County Donegal, Ireland. Known internationally for a husky voice, advanced construction skills & techniques, rainbow-coloured undergarments and a persuasion for an alternative sexual lifestyle.
That’s a good dovetail joint, but it’s no Hunga.

Get a shave man, you’re coming over all Hunga.
by Hairylad March 12, 2019
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hungarist

another word for incest but, more slang
get away from me you hungarist
by daddybuscemi October 14, 2018
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