hoiskerditch

Leaving a music concert (by someone who is generally good) shortly after arriving, because the sound is absolutely terrible (at a particular venue).

The Real Burnouts are great live, but when we saw them at the Uptown Theatre, the sound was so shitty we had to hoiskerditch after two minutes.

by jeanpaulfart December 17, 2015

Heemy Hoisier

To be below quality, stupid, and/or delinquent. Most often describing ones mistake, or to mischievous activities. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

He heemy hoisierly put pornography as a background on the phone display.
His friends mocked at him for being a heemy hoisier as he got an easy answer wrong on the test.

by Green Mio Energy October 25, 2017

Hoisty Mcshving

a person of any gender with undeniable beauty/ someone who makes others want to jump on them and lick their face/ a person who is incredibly attractive and has the ability to make you drool by just looking at them

Laura: ooh, check out that boy in the blue top over there
Kelly: wow, he is a real hoisty mcshving!

by derekthethird December 3, 2009

Engine Hoist

Equipment designed to test the tensile strength of anything you have forgotten to disconnect in the engine bay

Damn, that Engine Hoist made quick work of the O2 sensor wire!

by Ducksnake February 14, 2008

Homise

When you promise something to someone, but it is really just a hollow promise.

Jeff "Yeah sure Mikey, we will keep the noise down"

Mikey "Thanks boys. After all it is a family campsite"

Jeff, (after Mikey leaves) "Start laughing again boys, that was just a homise."

by DjJimmy J March 26, 2009

hoist up the john b's sail

to say that you are going to go home

I'll see you guys later, I am going to hoist up the john b's sail.

by bgomez August 20, 2006

Homisomniac

Someone who murders people while they are sleepwalking.

I heard Tom killed Karen while he was sleepwalking. He must be a homisomniac.

by TDYVK May 21, 2011