I have a plan

Something one says when they have a plan to become mango harvesters in Tahiti.

Guy 1 : I have a plan.
Guy 2 : where have I heard that before?
Guy 1 : all we need is money, and we’ll be harvesting mangos in Tahiti.

by I am not a cat or. Shark December 13, 2018

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. — A statement used in minority communities to reflect the reality that representation matters.

Vote for people who represent you and represent your interest because: If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by Anonym0usGamer712 May 24, 2017

guy's heaven

beer, farts and boobs - not necessarily in that order.

There I was ... all slobbed out : sitting on my fat ass, drinking beer, blasting huge farts and watching scantily clad women walk by with all of their huge, pendulous cleavage hanging out. And I thought 'is this Iowa ?' (Field Of Dreams Homage). No, it's heaven. Guy's heaven.

by Virgin Suicides October 27, 2017

pennies from Heaven

When you've lost a loved one & find a penny, it's a Sign from them that they Love you & that everything's OK with them.

Since I lost my Mom, I've been finding Lots of pennies from Heaven & it's Very Comforting!

by Starchylde October 2, 2016

I don't have time for this Lance

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.

You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying

by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018

Stop! You have violated the law!

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!

Stop! You have violated the Law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit

by Emporer Septim December 24, 2010